Two guys are
bungee-jumping one day.
The first
guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money
running our own bungee-jumping business in Mexico."
The second
guy thinks this is a really great idea, so the tow pool their money
and buy everything they'll need: a tower, and elastic cord,
insurance, etc.
They
travel to Mexico and begin to set up in the square of a small beach
town.
As they
are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.
Slowly,
more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy
jumps.
He
bounces, at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the
second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch
him, so he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time,
he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy missies
him.
The first
guy falls a third time and bounces back up.
This time,
he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost
unconscious.
Luckily,
the second guy catches him this time and asks, "What happened? Was
the cord to long?"
The first
guy answers, "No, the cord was fine, but what the hell is a
pinata?"
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